Funny how long people spend
Preaching you live your life like them
They’ve got an all in one sure fire plan to eternal happiness
and don’t you wish you were so blessed

But they’re the ones still catching up
So far behind it’s laughable
Can’t keep up with basic tasks
Got all the answers, no one asked
Sell what you want but no one’s buying it

Funny how some people have
So much silk to spin, twist and conquest
They’re calculated, it’s for attention
Bored and clearly misdirected
But don’t you wish you were smart like them

But they’re the ones still catching up
So far behind it’s laughable
Can’t keep up with basic tasks
Got all the answers, no one asked
Sell what you want but no one’s buying it

And at this point, it’s pretty sad
You’ve really gotta admit
Used to think that you were
So much better than this

But you’re the one still catching up
So far behind it’s laughable
Can’t keep up with basic tasks
Got all the answers, no one asked
Sell what you want but no one’s buying it