Trail Map

Welcome to the Official Crooked Forest website! There’s quite a few different things going on over here so I’ve developed this handy cheat sheet that’ll better explain your menu options so that you don’t have to spend all day clicking around.

In short: houses all of my different music projects, but also other creative writing works, blogs and interviews with other music artists. I perform exclusively as Neither Could Dylan.


If you have any questions, just reach out and our helpful trail guide (still me) will get you back on track.

Thanks for stopping by and please, don’t feed the animals on the trail and remember to bring out with you what you brought in.


Neither Could Dylan – “Happy”

Wasted Time

For more on this track read the blog or check out the official Crooked Forest page.